Help, please, with the Jesus conspiracy behind Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code

Work on my book on suspicion, spies, conspiracies and the like continues apace (hence minimal blog posting) – but I’m wondering if some of you can help me a little bit. I’m currently working on some of the conspiracy theories that float around Christianity and the church. Perhaps the most notorious is the one popularised by Dan Brown in his Da Vinci Code. It’s been a while since reading it, but I wonder if any Dan Brown aficionados might check that I’ve done justice to the conspiracy that his heroes Robert Langdon and Sophie Neveu expose. I’ve tried to summarise it as succinctly as possible, but if you can think of any aspects that I’ve overlooked, I would be hugely grateful if you could suggest them in the comments.

Thanks to the Knights Templar and their shadowy successors, the Priory of Sion, the truth about Jesus has remained concealed for centuries. But the secret is now out:Jesus married Mary Magdalene and they had children! Their bloodline exists to this day. The Holy Grail (in old French, le san gréal) is actually a punning code for le sang réal, meaning ‘royal blood.’ Mary’s descendants are thus the grail: she carried and passed on Jesus’s bloodline. However, this fact was dangerous because it threatened the primacy of Peter as Jesus’s chief disciple and the “rock” on which Christ would “build his church.” (Matthew 16:18) According to the theory, the belief that Jesus was divine only developed much later. Christian worshipis therefore founded on a fraud.

Mary, on the other hand, personified the so-called ‘sacred feminine’, but this was blotted out and ignored by a patriarchal institution that evolved on Peter’s foundation. In the first centuries of Christian history, various strands of belief flourished, exhibiting wide doctrinal diversity, an appreciation for the sacred feminine, and multiple understandings about Christ (for example amongst the Gnostics). But matters came to a head in AD 325, when, as part of his Christianisation of Rome, the Emperor Constantine ordered the Council of Nicaea to ensure the vigorous muzzling of those who denied the divinity of Christ. Imperial cohesion apparently demanded dogmatic unity. Consequently, the worldwas deprived of an essential element of the human, as well as Jesus, story. But the Roman Catholic Church has since taken extreme measures to suppress any threat to the power it derives from the papacy’s unbroken succession from Peter.

Thanks in advance for your thoughts…